Everybody’s up for a good old laugh, so we’ve decided to make you ‘LOL’ by digging out some hilarious customer reviews on Amazon that’ll tickle you!
1. BiC Crystal Ballpoint Pen
On the box it came from is written "Ideal Everyday Pen". Foolish me! I've only been using it for special events; signing my will, passport applications, witness statements. But I could use this every day too! My old quill can now go in the bin.
To celebrate the birth of my best friend's new born baby son, I brought this wonderful clock as a "welcome to the world" gift. I believe the beauty and warmth of Pat Butcher is something that no child should be deprived of. I can only imagine the family are enjoying the clock so much, as I've not heard from them in the last 6 months.
This product has literally changed my entire existence - and the happiness of my family. I just couldn't slice a banana if my life depended on it. My kids were fed up of blood-stained banana sandwiches, fruit salad with fingernails, smoothies with knuckle skin...Now I just whip my banana out and WHAM!! one perfectly sliced banana. No more trauma, no more visits to A&E, no more horrified dinner guests. People just marvel at my amazing banana-slicing skills. I just have to demonstrate this to everyone who comes to my house - hopefully I can change other people's lives for the better!
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned...
5. Aluminium Foil 18 inch (450mm x 75m) - industrial size
I recently wrapped my entire 2 bed detached house with just a few rolls of this! It really helps to keep the government from spying on me and does a brilliant job of blocking their 'mind' control beams. I would highly recommend this foil if you're planning to do try this, it really works & great value for money! I've been able to sleep soundly without the voices in my head all week! It also helps to heat the house on a cold day, the neighbours are starting to complain about the glare though...
My hands were shaking so hard with anticipation placing the CD into the slot, I was sobbing uncontrollably, my body convulsing in a mixture of ecstasy and euphoria. When the first track played my body went into anaphylactic shock. I came round 2 weeks later lying in a pool of my own tears. It literally makes you want to scratch your ears off in panic, just so you can place them closer to the speakers.
I used to waste my time on games like Modern warfare, Battlefield, or sports games such as Fifa or F1 but when I started playing this game I knew I would never look back. Nothing could match the excitement! I never knew there was so much fun and sheer enjoyment to be had from cleaning up peoples litter they have so carelessly thrown on the floor. I like to pretend that cans, newspaper and gum are my enemies and I am some kind of hero (like a dragon slayer), who will no doubt save the day and rid the streets from rubbish…
9. BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) - Black
My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up.
As I sat contemplating my navel, a shimmer of steel caught my eye and I turned to view the beauty that was my new Loo roll holder. Sleek, modern, imposing, it stood on the tiles like a modern sysyphus; roll me up, roll me down. Since I bought this item, wiping my a*** has been an absolute pleasure.